The rhythms and vibrations of our forest. Prostate Vibrator We-Vibe Vector

© Forest Cat

Russian version

[from a series of weirdly composed adult tales]

Like many in our forest, Hedgehog and Partridge met quite by accident.

Hedgehog, after drinking coffee in the early morning, was deciding on his important affairs under her tree, while she calmly and timidly attended the chicks in her nest. Hedgehog threw a stick at her and hit her. The Partridge fell down, he caught her, and so they met. Fortunately for our story, she instantly saw her hero in him, and nine months later they got married, and right after that, the next day, and on completely legal grounds, they went together to test a new, unknown and super-technological product – We-Vibe Vector.

The toy turned out to be so universal that despite the fact that the manufacturer himself positions it strictly for men – our newly-minted couple instantly and successfully began sharing it. Well, the motors are strong there, the forms are interesting, and skillful hands (believe me) can find a million of usages for it. According to Hedgehog, the main feature is its ability to change its basic geometry, thereby allowing it to perfectly adapt to anatomical features. The internal base is not so solid, and allows you to change the angle of inclination in a fairly large range. And Partridge separately notes the excellent ability to control this device not only from the remote control (it has standard buttons and a form for most modern toys from We-Vibe), but also from the phone, via Bluetooth, which turned out to be incredibly convenient with close contact, and even remotely over the network.

General opinion: not too big a size (which is very convenient for beginners), two powerful vibration motors, 10 vibration options, pure silicone, pleasant to the touch and not collecting dust, brutal dark blue color, magnetic charging and complete tightness of the structure, which allows you to play with it, not only in the bathroom, but, as you might have guessed – in the forests, fields and even on the seas. Personally, when I was recording all these enthusiastic responses from our newly-minted couple, I immediately believed in it, and without hesitation ordered myself exactly the same one.

Love to you all. (c) Your Forest Cat.

…