“Roses are red and violet rabbits are…” or purple rabbit test drive

© Alina Luab

Russian version

This toy is my first rabbit. Moreover, this is the first purple toy (my favorite) in my collection. And therefore, I had great hopes for the first experience with it. And, as it often happens, hopes were not realized. But, the toy is undoubtedly very good, no matter how strange this contrast of impressions may seem. But first things first.

What is it and what does it look like?

Rabbit Euphoria from Vibe Couture - rather a massive toy 22 × 4,5 cm and there is a 5 cm clitoral appendage of pleasant-to-touch silicone.

Despite the overall size, the “working” part of the toy is not so big, only 11 cm (though it makes you feel a bit uneasy), half of the device is a handle with very convenient control buttons.

The clitoral appendage consists of a vacuum suction cup with two antennae (rabbit ears), and the operation of this process is controlled by a separate button. And this is wonderful! I'll tell you later why.

When I opened the box with the toy, I was both fascinated and disappointed: fascinated by the size and deep purple color, but disappointed by the “hugeness” of the box and the lack of a bag for such a big toy. This is really strange, and I‘m still perplexed about “how to store it”.

The toy came completely discharged, so before the test I had to recharge it. It charges, by the way, from the plug, while the device is completely waterproof and therefore it can be used even in the shower or in the bath! The toy got to 100% in about 30 minutes, and it is fast enough.

Modes and speeds

In the work, the rabbit turned out to be very interesting: 7 modes of vibration and 6 modes of clitoral stimulation! Wow!

Vaginal and clitoral stimulations are controlled by separate buttons, so, if, you can switch to a desired mode immediately, turn them all on at once or program each button.

The toy has no vibration speed settings, each mode has its own speed. There are modes with superficial, tickling vibration, and there are others with deeper and very pleasant vibration. There is even a mode in which deep vibration smoothly transfers from weak to strong – the sensations are incredible!

The toy is quite noisy, vibration is buzzing loudly, and vacuum stimulation hisses and even whistles - this is very distracting.

What is it like in action?

And here is the most interesting part. Sit back!

Everything is wonderful with the vibration of the toy, I even found a favorite mode for myself. But the clitoral appendage... It just did not reach my clitoris, and it turned out to be too stiff to be bent. And, I don’t know what’s wrong – is it my anatomy or the construction of the toy. But, the fact remains: I failed to test the toy fully.

Total

I will not say that Rabbit Euphoria will go into a bucket, no. It can be used as an ordinary stimulator of the clitoris or erogenous zones, since the vibration in it is really cool and deep. But, as a full-fledged rabbit, to use it, alas, it is not for me. Also, there is a good option to use this device as a clitoris stimulator in conjunction with another penetration toy, recreating the same double stimulation effect.

I do not know what advice to give you, as this is my first rabbit. And, facing such a fiasco, I myself need a piece of advice. But, for the future, it is now worth taking a closer look at rabbits with longer/higher or more flexible appendages, so that their position can be varied depending on the anatomical location of the clitoris. Later, having tested other rabbits on myself, I will be able to definitely formulate advice on how to choose yourself the perfect rabbit!