Hush and Lush

Text and photo: Tanya Asharina

Russian version

The popularity of the Lush egg from the Lovense company is unreal not to notice when working in a sex shop. Crowds of men make pilgrimages in search of this cherished catalyst for orgasm.

Of course! Here you have all the features in the form of remote control, and a bunch of opportunities to create your own types of vibration, and the touching design catches the eye.

After the toy was in the video of almost every webcam model, men began to buy it as a gift to their ladies for use in real life. It's not surprising, because the faces of the models, which are imprinted with simply unearthly ecstasy at each receipt of tokens (donation from viewers on webcam sites, which just activates vibration), makes the male fantasy work to its fullest. After all, one thing is some kind of virtual PussyCherry94 on the monitor screen, and quite another is a hypothetical Helen, who does not even suspect how a small toy from a sex shop around the corner can open all her sexual chakras.

Strictly speaking, Lush has eclipsed all other devices from the same brand with its fame. According to my observations, even the promises of physical pleasure from the Max masturbator do not cause such awe in men as the opportunity to get visual pleasure from contemplating the remote orgasm of a beloved woman (which, by the way, confirms the thesis that men love with their eyes).

By the way, Lush has a half-brother, Hush, who is no worse than his eminent relative, but they talk about him less. Either the classic black color loses to the defiant neon pink, or the reason is that Hush is intended for games in the “backyard”, and in the minds of many people there is still an obsessive idea that anal entertainment cannot bring pleasure, they are only about pain and suffering. For my not so categorical buyers I am always happy to give a mini-lecture about this miracle buzzer if there is interest. In addition to the already banal buns in the form of pleasant gentle silicone and ultra-powerful vibration, it is just damn beautiful!

In my eyes, the toy looks elegant and harmonious, there are no unpleasant seams or unnecessary bends, everything here is anatomical and strictly to the point. Outwardly, the toy does not differ in delights in the form of all kinds of rhinestones and gilding. Everything is simple here, except that the thread stands out a little higher than the stopper. According to the Lovense guys, this spiral thread is designed to prevent grease from leaking out. I will not be able to say anything about this, since I did not have such a problem either with this or with other traffic jams, but maybe for someone it is relevant. The charging socket is “recessed” into the body, so it won't be possible to get it damaged by water or miraculously leaked lubricant.

The application here is intuitive. And then there are all sorts of strange things like an alarm clock (aha!) And a mode in which the toy will give out a vibration response to the beat of the music playing around (it's time to come off at a Rammstein concert). The first mode will probably be the perfect solution for owls who are afraid to oversleep an official meeting, while for the rest it will just be an excuse to giggle at the developers' fantasy.

What makes me especially happy here is the control over vibration and its smoothness, they cannot be achieved with just two buttons “+” and “-“ on other toys. The Bluetooth response passes without delay, and in general I have no technical complaints.

Of the main features: in the “equalizer”, in which you adjust the vibration wave, there is a separate tab, which contains the most popular patterns drawn by real people from all over the world.

In general, the plug is not one of those that you can’t stop enjoying: playing with these modes is a real pleasure.

Of the minuses: even the size S (except for it there is a hardcore version of M) cannot be called miniature, for beginners such a thing will seem too impressive, and this may discourage them from trying plugs, chains, fir-trees and other attributes of anti-vaginal love.